This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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