I wannas sexs uuuuu
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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