yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize
