just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
