YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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