she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
