why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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