i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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