you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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