shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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