Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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