I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
my liver is dry heaving
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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