But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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