well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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