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(704): View more from North Carolina

Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...

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(937): View more from Ohio

my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.

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(207): View more from Maine

Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.

(617): View more from Massachusetts

You would never do this sober.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...

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