SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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