What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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