I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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