thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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