Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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