you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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