To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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