Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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