she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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