do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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