just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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