She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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