Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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