Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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