it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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