I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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