So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
nutella sex= disaster
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
