do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize