At least make sure they are 18
Why
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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