I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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