One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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