Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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