i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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