Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
