with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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