hell yes lets make some ravioli
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
NoShamevember. You game?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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