I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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