just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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