I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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