How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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