Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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