i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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