i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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