hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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