Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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