But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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