When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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