do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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