The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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