I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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