you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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