My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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