it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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